Ancient Fever

If Rama-Sita had two daughters (instead of sons), what would they have been called (together) ?


---------- Pa(i)r-a-sita-mole

Of bonds and such

Kannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.


----------- The kovalan bond.

Nothing else Mattress

A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?

"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"

Dhoneeee

When women start dating Dhoni, why do they never want to break up with him?

Because he's a keeper

hamara hindi gaali

Subash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?

They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay"

Raina hai tere dill mein !

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

GOAAAA

A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?

Panjim

Steaddyyyy

Why will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?

She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.

The Mal

What is written outside a Mallu hotel once the food is ready ?

Tiffin Avialable

Dry Day

What song do people listen to when it's a dry day?

No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)