If only you could see it coming

The gentleman gave five rupees to the iceberg when he was done eating.
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But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Ancient Fever

If Rama-Sita had two daughters (instead of sons), what would they have been called (together) ?


---------- Pa(i)r-a-sita-mole

Dhoneeee

When women start dating Dhoni, why do they never want to break up with him?

Because he's a keeper

hamara hindi gaali

Subash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?

They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay"

GOAAAA

A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?

Panjim

Steaddyyyy

Why will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?

She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.

The Stone

The Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?

SuratKAL
------ Nishad

Mallu

What do you call a Keralite's point of view?
The Malayalam panorama.

Sonam Kapoor

When Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?
Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"

Chief Minister

If the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?

She(ila) Diggs it.
--------------------------------------------------------Courtesy Kutty

Beer Power

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?

Beer-bal

Arnold Schwarzenegger

When he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?

"I'll be Bach"

The Aatma

One man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?

Asthma shaanti adaya

ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.

Deer Diary

If a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?

Shaktimaan

Cotton Stories

Why is Surjit Singh Barnala a very soft person??

Because he is a Punju . ----Patti

On similar lines ... Why can't a malayali ever hit hard ?

Because he can only punju.

In Chinaaa

If you were rude to a Chinese Lady , what would she say ?

Chow Mein !

When Chinese Omlettes are not eaten for a long time , what are they called ?

Fu'old

IIMI interview joke

Why are there minimal sporting facilities at IIMI?

Because they mostly only play indore games.

tinkle

Which tinkle character has menstrual cycles?

Tantri the monthly

The Kandu in Tirupati

Mr. Prasad ( A kannadiga) went to Tirupati . He decided he would go bald and donate his hair to the Lord. What did he say to the Tonsurer ?

Mottai Madi !

The Arab Lady's Bath

How would you ask an Arab Lady if she needs a bath?

SHAWARMA?