Tooth Fairy

Once Geena Davis lost all but one of her teeth. What did everyone call her?


------------ Ek Pal Ka Geena !

Of bonds and such

Kannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.


----------- The kovalan bond.

The Stone

The Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?

SuratKAL
------ Nishad

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh

The Aatma

One man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?

Asthma shaanti adaya

ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.

Deer Diary

If a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?

Shaktimaan

Cotton Stories

Why is Surjit Singh Barnala a very soft person??

Because he is a Punju . ----Patti

On similar lines ... Why can't a malayali ever hit hard ?

Because he can only punju.

Mosquito and Fly

No , this one is not about the mosquito that can fly.

One day, a mosquito borrowed some money from a fly. A few days later they met again. What did the mosquito tell the fly?

A E I O U

Dental hygiene

Why does the singer KK have bad dental hygiene?

"pal rahey ya na rahey pal"

Aloha

How did the Hawaiian greet the hot chick?

Ae nee romba Aloha irukke.

The Sailor

How did the Sailor explain his Diarrhea to the Captain ?

Aye Aye Captain !

The Kandu in Tirupati

Mr. Prasad ( A kannadiga) went to Tirupati . He decided he would go bald and donate his hair to the Lord. What did he say to the Tonsurer ?

Mottai Madi !