Nothing else Mattress

A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?

"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Dental hygiene

Why does the singer KK have bad dental hygiene?

"pal rahey ya na rahey pal"