hamara hindi gaali

Subash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?

They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay"

Raina hai tere dill mein !

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Beer Power

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?

Beer-bal

Go to Denmark

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?

Change-ling

Duck joke

A duck was giving birth to twins. first kid was nice and handsome but the next one was all disfigured.. Why?

Because the next one was the 'agli' duckling..

Dental hygiene

Why does the singer KK have bad dental hygiene?

"pal rahey ya na rahey pal"