GOAAAA

A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?

Panjim

Steaddyyyy

Why will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?

She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.

The Mal

What is written outside a Mallu hotel once the food is ready ?

Tiffin Avialable

Dry Day

What song do people listen to when it's a dry day?

No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)

The Stone

The Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?

SuratKAL
------ Nishad

Mallu

What do you call a Keralite's point of view?
The Malayalam panorama.

Sonam Kapoor

When Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?
Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh

Gujju

How do they greet you in North - Western China ??

Kimchii

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"