'I want you' to read this

When man asked "Why do we have mountainous plateaus in Kerala? " ,
god, in his american accent , said



--------- "Whyanad".

If only you could see it coming

The gentleman gave five rupees to the iceberg when he was done eating.
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But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Tooth Fairy

Once Geena Davis lost all but one of her teeth. What did everyone call her?


------------ Ek Pal Ka Geena !

Ancient Fever

If Rama-Sita had two daughters (instead of sons), what would they have been called (together) ?


---------- Pa(i)r-a-sita-mole

Of bonds and such

Kannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.


----------- The kovalan bond.

Nothing else Mattress

A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?

"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"

Dhoneeee

When women start dating Dhoni, why do they never want to break up with him?

Because he's a keeper

hamara hindi gaali

Subash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?

They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay"

Raina hai tere dill mein !

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

GOAAAA

A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?

Panjim