Sonam Kapoor

When Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?
Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh

Gujju

How do they greet you in North - Western China ??

Kimchii

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Chief Minister

If the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?

She(ila) Diggs it.
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Beer Power

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?

Beer-bal

Go to Denmark

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?

Change-ling

Arnold Schwarzenegger

When he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?

"I'll be Bach"

The Aatma

One man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?

Asthma shaanti adaya

ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.

Deer Diary

If a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?

Shaktimaan