Raina hai tere dill mein !

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

GOAAAA

A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?

Panjim

Steaddyyyy

Why will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?

She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.

The Mal

What is written outside a Mallu hotel once the food is ready ?

Tiffin Avialable

Dry Day

What song do people listen to when it's a dry day?

No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)

The Stone

The Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?

SuratKAL
------ Nishad

Mallu

What do you call a Keralite's point of view?
The Malayalam panorama.

Sonam Kapoor

When Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?
Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh

Gujju

How do they greet you in North - Western China ??

Kimchii

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Chief Minister

If the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?

She(ila) Diggs it.
--------------------------------------------------------Courtesy Kutty

Beer Power

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?

Beer-bal

Go to Denmark

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?

Change-ling

Arnold Schwarzenegger

When he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?

"I'll be Bach"