tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9961379232445869502024-03-12T23:30:33.222-07:00teH_PJ WarehousePlease excoos eh ! Advanced apologiesThe Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-47129383063852717232010-07-05T06:55:00.000-07:002010-07-05T07:45:43.955-07:00'I want you' to read this<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF_pN2tkZF0485AFjEPocIAE2qHmsPWll4gr17cvg710pcbvyX7HXa6VGwrHKxKYPocq9NTr35bDGVjo_qHzFs7VhB_vBMdwKJXpwiZc0I0hLjVofpswD8CfxyfWeGmm0Uw6Jv5Pt-wE4/s1600/sam.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 177px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF_pN2tkZF0485AFjEPocIAE2qHmsPWll4gr17cvg710pcbvyX7HXa6VGwrHKxKYPocq9NTr35bDGVjo_qHzFs7VhB_vBMdwKJXpwiZc0I0hLjVofpswD8CfxyfWeGmm0Uw6Jv5Pt-wE4/s400/sam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490433173805749186" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">When man asked "Why do we have mountainous plateaus in Kerala? " ,<br />god, in his american accent , said<br /><br /><br /><br />--------- "Whyanad".</span></span></span>The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-85539104284208293582010-07-05T06:44:00.000-07:002010-07-05T06:52:57.033-07:00If only you could see it comingThe gentleman gave five rupees to the iceberg when he was done eating.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />But that was just the tip of the iceberg.The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-61573932455641161682010-07-05T06:41:00.000-07:002010-07-05T06:54:45.795-07:00Tooth FairyOnce Geena Davis lost all but one of her teeth. What did everyone call her?<br /><br /><br />------------ Ek Pal Ka Geena !The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-4134002435982835612010-07-05T06:34:00.000-07:002010-07-05T06:55:37.797-07:00Ancient FeverIf Rama-Sita had two daughters (instead of sons), what would they have been called (together) ?<br /><br /><br />----------<span class="UIStory_Message"> Pa(i)r-a-sita-mole</span>The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-4376019314156912332010-06-04T04:44:00.001-07:002010-07-05T07:18:23.192-07:00Of bonds and suchKannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.<br /><br /><br />----------- The kovalan bond.pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-29078333895017613732010-02-01T05:50:00.000-08:002010-02-01T05:54:26.799-08:00Nothing else Mattress<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; font-size:13px;"><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?</span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; font-size:13px;"><br /></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}" size="13px" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; ">"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"</span></span></span></h3></span>pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-61967676169872256742009-12-25T20:25:00.001-08:002009-12-25T20:29:22.825-08:00DhoneeeeWhen women start dating Dhoni, why do they never want to break up with him?<br /><br />Because he's a keeperpattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-27815348508344287892009-12-16T08:14:00.000-08:002009-12-25T20:29:04.010-08:00hamara hindi gaaliSubash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?<div><br /></div><div>They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay" </div>pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-1269177567013496062009-10-25T23:27:00.000-07:002009-10-25T23:28:32.367-07:00Raina hai tere dill mein !When Suresh Raina joined <span style="font-weight: bold;">AC</span> and went on loan to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Inter</span>, what did the fans sing ? ....<br /><br />Tere Mere <span style="font-style: italic;">milan</span> ki yeh <span style="font-style: italic;">Raina</span> !The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-1728505292998511622009-09-01T09:28:00.000-07:002009-09-01T09:34:28.282-07:00GOAAAAA Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?<br /><br />PanjimThe Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-50424086392864475592009-07-31T14:17:00.000-07:002009-07-31T14:20:08.016-07:00SteaddyyyyWhy will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?<div><br /></div><div>She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.</div>pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-88415318903103714082009-07-24T13:53:00.000-07:002009-07-24T13:54:32.266-07:00The MalWhat is written outside a Mallu hotel once the food is ready ?<br /><br />Tiffin AvialableThe Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-14872980279837080822009-07-24T13:52:00.000-07:002009-07-24T13:53:33.171-07:00Dry DayWhat song do people listen to when it's a dry day?<br /><br />No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-52509282315049608782009-05-13T04:24:00.000-07:002009-05-13T04:27:05.436-07:00The StoneThe Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?<br /><br />SuratKAL<br /> ------ NishadThe Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-16189673415454816692009-04-01T06:12:00.000-07:002009-04-01T06:13:26.151-07:00MalluWhat do you call a Keralite's point of view?<br />The Malayalam panorama.pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-55261813687354824982009-02-25T20:56:00.000-08:002009-02-25T20:57:39.309-08:00Sonam KapoorWhen Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?<br />Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-27300302592541693272009-02-17T23:05:00.000-08:002009-12-25T20:29:53.465-08:00Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?<br /><br />Where there is a vill, there's a weighpattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-56086984947353128042009-02-17T23:01:00.000-08:002009-07-16T03:31:52.590-07:00GujjuHow do they greet you in North - Western China ??<br /><br />KimchiiThe Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-29685854892252420132009-02-04T00:37:00.001-08:002009-12-25T20:30:18.472-08:00India and John Abraham<p> Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?</p><p>Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"</p>pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-39286957021470099812009-01-22T04:35:00.000-08:002009-01-22T04:39:41.840-08:00Chief MinisterIf the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?<br /><br />She(ila) Diggs it.<br />--------------------------------------------------------Courtesy <a href="http://itsscrapped.blogspot.com/">Kutty</a>The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-84739486245069575942009-01-19T01:34:00.000-08:002009-01-19T04:55:12.298-08:00Beer PowerWhich character gets his strength by drinking beer?<br /><br />Beer-balpattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174106058450473502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-37669497808728498422009-01-19T01:24:00.000-08:002009-01-19T01:31:56.447-08:00Go to DenmarkIf Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0824747/">Change-ling</a>The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-52223083033566664492009-01-18T23:23:00.000-08:002009-01-18T23:27:10.838-08:00Arnold SchwarzeneggerWhen he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?<br /><br />"I'll be Bach"The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-63749819260303090022009-01-14T04:38:00.000-08:002009-01-14T04:40:52.081-08:00The AatmaOne man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?<br /><br />Asthma shaanti adaya<br /><br />ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-996137923244586950.post-3449435152524242692009-01-12T23:55:00.000-08:002009-01-12T23:59:04.831-08:00Deer DiaryIf a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?<br /><br />Shakti<span style="font-weight: bold;">maan</span>The Muddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16300371212256644681noreply@blogger.com0