'I want you' to read this

When man asked "Why do we have mountainous plateaus in Kerala? " ,
god, in his american accent , said



--------- "Whyanad".

Tooth Fairy

Once Geena Davis lost all but one of her teeth. What did everyone call her?


------------ Ek Pal Ka Geena !

Of bonds and such

Kannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.


----------- The kovalan bond.

Nothing else Mattress

A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?

"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"

Raina hai tere dill mein !

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Go to Denmark

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?

Change-ling

Jaswant Singh

The ex-defence minister, Jaswant Singh gets captured by cannibals, but they don't eat him and let him go. He then gets caught by sharks and they also let him go. Then he gets surrounded by lions and they too let him go. Why?

Because of that ruffles lays jingle.. "no one can eat jaswant.."

The Parabola

A Parabola was taking a flight from London to NY
Guy on left: " Are you an Ellipse?"
Parabola: "Yes"
Guy on Right: " Are you a Hyperbola"
Parabola:"Yes"

Flight lands in JFK.
Guy at Airport:" Are you an Ellipse"
Parabola" No"

Explain this curious set of events

ANS : A parabola always lies on a plane!!!!

---------------------------------------------------- Courtesy R.R.R.Ranjiv

Mosquito and Fly

No , this one is not about the mosquito that can fly.

One day, a mosquito borrowed some money from a fly. A few days later they met again. What did the mosquito tell the fly?

A E I O U

George Bernard Shaw

If Mr. GB Shaw was homosexual. what would be the name of his Biography?

The Memoirs of a GayShaw

Duck joke

A duck was giving birth to twins. first kid was nice and handsome but the next one was all disfigured.. Why?

Because the next one was the 'agli' duckling..

Aloha

How did the Hawaiian greet the hot chick?

Ae nee romba Aloha irukke.

The Sailor

How did the Sailor explain his Diarrhea to the Captain ?

Aye Aye Captain !