Friday, December 25, 2009


When women start dating Dhoni, why do they never want to break up with him?

Because he's a keeper

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

hamara hindi gaali

Subash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?

They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay"

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Raina hai tere dill mein !

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?


Friday, July 31, 2009


Why will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?

She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Mal

What is written outside a Mallu hotel once the food is ready ?

Tiffin Avialable

Dry Day

What song do people listen to when it's a dry day?

No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Stone

The Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?

------ Nishad

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


What do you call a Keralite's point of view?
The Malayalam panorama.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sonam Kapoor

When Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?
Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh


How do they greet you in North - Western China ??


Wednesday, February 4, 2009

India and John Abraham

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Chief Minister

If the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?

She(ila) Diggs it.
--------------------------------------------------------Courtesy Kutty

Monday, January 19, 2009

Beer Power

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?


Go to Denmark

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?


Sunday, January 18, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger

When he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?

"I'll be Bach"

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Aatma

One man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?

Asthma shaanti adaya

ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Deer Diary

If a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?


Jaswant Singh

The ex-defence minister, Jaswant Singh gets captured by cannibals, but they don't eat him and let him go. He then gets caught by sharks and they also let him go. Then he gets surrounded by lions and they too let him go. Why?

Because of that ruffles lays jingle.. "no one can eat jaswant.."

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Parabola

A Parabola was taking a flight from London to NY
Guy on left: " Are you an Ellipse?"
Parabola: "Yes"
Guy on Right: " Are you a Hyperbola"

Flight lands in JFK.
Guy at Airport:" Are you an Ellipse"
Parabola" No"

Explain this curious set of events

ANS : A parabola always lies on a plane!!!!

---------------------------------------------------- Courtesy R.R.R.Ranjiv

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Cotton Stories

Why is Surjit Singh Barnala a very soft person??

Because he is a Punju . ----Patti

On similar lines ... Why can't a malayali ever hit hard ?

Because he can only punju.

Mosquito and Fly

No , this one is not about the mosquito that can fly.

One day, a mosquito borrowed some money from a fly. A few days later they met again. What did the mosquito tell the fly?


Friday, January 9, 2009

George Bernard Shaw

If Mr. GB Shaw was homosexual. what would be the name of his Biography?

The Memoirs of a GayShaw

In Chinaaa

If you were rude to a Chinese Lady , what would she say ?

Chow Mein !

When Chinese Omlettes are not eaten for a long time , what are they called ?


IIMI interview joke

Why are there minimal sporting facilities at IIMI?

Because they mostly only play indore games.

Duck joke

A duck was giving birth to twins. first kid was nice and handsome but the next one was all disfigured.. Why?

Because the next one was the 'agli' duckling..

Dental hygiene

Why does the singer KK have bad dental hygiene?

"pal rahey ya na rahey pal"


Which tinkle character has menstrual cycles?

Tantri the monthly


How did the Hawaiian greet the hot chick?

Ae nee romba Aloha irukke.

The Sailor

How did the Sailor explain his Diarrhea to the Captain ?

Aye Aye Captain !

The Kandu in Tirupati

Mr. Prasad ( A kannadiga) went to Tirupati . He decided he would go bald and donate his hair to the Lord. What did he say to the Tonsurer ?

Mottai Madi !

The Arab Lady's Bath

How would you ask an Arab Lady if she needs a bath?