'I want you' to read this

When man asked "Why do we have mountainous plateaus in Kerala? " ,
god, in his american accent , said



--------- "Whyanad".

If only you could see it coming

The gentleman gave five rupees to the iceberg when he was done eating.
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But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Tooth Fairy

Once Geena Davis lost all but one of her teeth. What did everyone call her?


------------ Ek Pal Ka Geena !

Ancient Fever

If Rama-Sita had two daughters (instead of sons), what would they have been called (together) ?


---------- Pa(i)r-a-sita-mole

Of bonds and such

Kannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.


----------- The kovalan bond.

Nothing else Mattress

A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?

"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"