Chief Minister

If the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?

She(ila) Diggs it.
--------------------------------------------------------Courtesy Kutty

Beer Power

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?

Beer-bal

Go to Denmark

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?

Change-ling

Arnold Schwarzenegger

When he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?

"I'll be Bach"

The Aatma

One man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?

Asthma shaanti adaya

ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.

Deer Diary

If a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?

Shaktimaan

Jaswant Singh

The ex-defence minister, Jaswant Singh gets captured by cannibals, but they don't eat him and let him go. He then gets caught by sharks and they also let him go. Then he gets surrounded by lions and they too let him go. Why?

Because of that ruffles lays jingle.. "no one can eat jaswant.."

The Parabola

A Parabola was taking a flight from London to NY
Guy on left: " Are you an Ellipse?"
Parabola: "Yes"
Guy on Right: " Are you a Hyperbola"
Parabola:"Yes"

Flight lands in JFK.
Guy at Airport:" Are you an Ellipse"
Parabola" No"

Explain this curious set of events

ANS : A parabola always lies on a plane!!!!

---------------------------------------------------- Courtesy R.R.R.Ranjiv

Cotton Stories

Why is Surjit Singh Barnala a very soft person??

Because he is a Punju . ----Patti

On similar lines ... Why can't a malayali ever hit hard ?

Because he can only punju.

Mosquito and Fly

No , this one is not about the mosquito that can fly.

One day, a mosquito borrowed some money from a fly. A few days later they met again. What did the mosquito tell the fly?

A E I O U

George Bernard Shaw

If Mr. GB Shaw was homosexual. what would be the name of his Biography?

The Memoirs of a GayShaw

In Chinaaa

If you were rude to a Chinese Lady , what would she say ?

Chow Mein !

When Chinese Omlettes are not eaten for a long time , what are they called ?

Fu'old

IIMI interview joke

Why are there minimal sporting facilities at IIMI?

Because they mostly only play indore games.

Duck joke

A duck was giving birth to twins. first kid was nice and handsome but the next one was all disfigured.. Why?

Because the next one was the 'agli' duckling..

Dental hygiene

Why does the singer KK have bad dental hygiene?

"pal rahey ya na rahey pal"

tinkle

Which tinkle character has menstrual cycles?

Tantri the monthly

Aloha

How did the Hawaiian greet the hot chick?

Ae nee romba Aloha irukke.

The Sailor

How did the Sailor explain his Diarrhea to the Captain ?

Aye Aye Captain !

The Kandu in Tirupati

Mr. Prasad ( A kannadiga) went to Tirupati . He decided he would go bald and donate his hair to the Lord. What did he say to the Tonsurer ?

Mottai Madi !

The Arab Lady's Bath

How would you ask an Arab Lady if she needs a bath?

SHAWARMA?