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'I want you' to read this

2010-07-05T06:55:00.000-07:00

When man asked "Why do we have mountainous plateaus in Kerala? " ,
god, in his american accent , said

--------- "Whyanad".

If only you could see it coming

2010-07-05T06:44:00.000-07:00

The gentleman gave five rupees to the iceberg when he was done eating.
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But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

Tooth Fairy

2010-07-05T06:41:00.000-07:00

Once Geena Davis lost all but one of her teeth. What did everyone call her?

------------ Ek Pal Ka Geena !

Ancient Fever

2010-07-05T06:34:00.000-07:00

If Rama-Sita had two daughters (instead of sons), what would they have been called (together) ?

---------- Pa(i)r-a-sita-mole

Of bonds and such

2010-06-04T04:44:00.001-07:00

Kannagi burned down madurai for her husband, so they obviously shared a connection stronger than love.

----------- The kovalan bond.

Nothing else Mattress

2010-02-01T05:50:00.000-08:00

A man slogs his ass off for months and buys a sofa for his house but his pet dog pees on it. What does he say?

"I tried so hard and got sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter"

Dhoneeee

2009-12-25T20:25:00.001-08:00

When women start dating Dhoni, why do they never want to break up with him?

Because he's a keeper

hamara hindi gaali

2009-12-16T08:14:00.000-08:00

Subash Chandra Bose was lying in his grave but everyone who walked by saw his remains and swore at him. Why?

They all looked at it and said "Bose- decay"

Raina hai tere dill mein !

2009-10-25T23:27:00.000-07:00

When Suresh Raina joined AC and went on loan to Inter, what did the fans sing ? ....

Tere Mere milan ki yeh Raina !

GOAAAA

2009-09-01T09:28:00.000-07:00

A Malayali hired a hit man to go beat up a Goan. What did he tell the hit man ?

Panjim

Steaddyyyy

2009-07-31T14:17:00.000-07:00

Why will Vidya Balan never fall after she marries Yuvi?

She'll become Vidya Balan-singh.

The Mal

2009-07-24T13:53:00.000-07:00

What is written outside a Mallu hotel once the food is ready ?

Tiffin Avialable

Dry Day

2009-07-24T13:52:00.000-07:00

What song do people listen to when it's a dry day?

No Quarter (Led Zeppelin)

The Stone

2009-05-13T04:24:00.000-07:00

The Foundation Stone of Which NIT (founded in 1960) comes from a city in Gujarat ?

SuratKAL
------ Nishad

Mallu

2009-04-01T06:12:00.000-07:00

What do you call a Keralite's point of view?
The Malayalam panorama.

Sonam Kapoor

2009-02-25T20:56:00.000-08:00

When Sonam Kapoor was given her name, what song did she sing ?
Numb (Linkin' Park) - "I've become so nam"

2009-02-17T23:05:00.000-08:00

Rama and Sita were in exile, but even without any measuring equipment, how did Sita always get her proportions right while cooking?

Where there is a vill, there's a weigh

Gujju

2009-02-17T23:01:00.000-08:00

How do they greet you in North - Western China ??

Kimchii

India and John Abraham

2009-02-04T00:37:00.001-08:00

Why does Bipasha Basu like her country more than John Abraham?

Because "Bharat humko John se pyara hai"

Chief Minister

2009-01-22T04:35:00.000-08:00

If the Delhi Chief Minister finds something interesting on the internet , what does she do?

She(ila) Diggs it.
--------------------------------------------------------Courtesy Kutty

Beer Power

2009-01-19T01:34:00.000-08:00

Which character gets his strength by drinking beer?

Beer-bal

Go to Denmark

2009-01-19T01:24:00.000-08:00

If Clint Eastwood were to take a movie based on the topic of Sex Change, what would it be called ?

Change-ling

Arnold Schwarzenegger

2009-01-18T23:23:00.000-08:00

When he was in school, he attended a fancy dress competition but had no clue what to put on. His friend had a weird costume on so Arnold asked him what he was, to which the friend replied " I am Mozart" ( You know, with all the Austria connect n all) . What was Arnold's reply?

"I'll be Bach"

The Aatma

2009-01-14T04:38:00.000-08:00

One man kept running. Then he suddenly started feeling breathless, so he sat. Why?

Asthma shaanti adaya

ps: sry , i really tried... couldn't phrase it better.

Deer Diary

2009-01-12T23:55:00.000-08:00

If a deer were to become a Superhero, what would it be called?

Shaktimaan

Jaswant Singh

2009-01-12T01:29:00.001-08:00

The ex-defence minister, Jaswant Singh gets captured by cannibals, but they don't eat him and let him go. He then gets caught by sharks and they also let him go. Then he gets surrounded by lions and they too let him go. Why?

Because of that ruffles lays jingle.. "no one can eat jaswant.."

The Parabola

2009-01-11T21:14:00.000-08:00

A Parabola was taking a flight from London to NY
Guy on left: " Are you an Ellipse?"
Parabola: "Yes"
Guy on Right: " Are you a Hyperbola"
Parabola:"Yes"

Flight lands in JFK.
Guy at Airport:" Are you an Ellipse"
Parabola" No"

Explain this curious set of events

ANS : A parabola always lies on a plane!!!!

---------------------------------------------------- Courtesy R.R.R.Ranjiv

Cotton Stories

2009-01-10T23:41:00.000-08:00

Why is Surjit Singh Barnala a very soft person??

Because he is a Punju . ----Patti

On similar lines ... Why can't a malayali ever hit hard ?

Because he can only punju.

Mosquito and Fly

2009-01-10T23:37:00.000-08:00

No , this one is not about the mosquito that can fly.

One day, a mosquito borrowed some money from a fly. A few days later they met again. What did the mosquito tell the fly?

A E I O U

George Bernard Shaw

2009-01-09T07:05:00.000-08:00

If Mr. GB Shaw was homosexual. what would be the name of his Biography?

The Memoirs of a GayShaw

In Chinaaa

2009-01-09T05:43:00.000-08:00

If you were rude to a Chinese Lady , what would she say ?

Chow Mein !

When Chinese Omlettes are not eaten for a long time , what are they called ?

Fu'old

IIMI interview joke

2009-01-09T05:07:00.000-08:00

Why are there minimal sporting facilities at IIMI?

Because they mostly only play indore games.

Duck joke

2009-01-09T05:03:00.000-08:00

A duck was giving birth to twins. first kid was nice and handsome but the next one was all disfigured.. Why?

Because the next one was the 'agli' duckling..

Dental hygiene

2009-01-09T05:00:00.000-08:00

Why does the singer KK have bad dental hygiene?

"pal rahey ya na rahey pal"

tinkle

2009-01-09T04:57:00.001-08:00

Which tinkle character has menstrual cycles?

Tantri the monthly

Aloha

2009-01-09T04:52:00.000-08:00

How did the Hawaiian greet the hot chick?

Ae nee romba Aloha irukke.

The Sailor

2009-01-09T04:39:00.000-08:00

How did the Sailor explain his Diarrhea to the Captain ?

Aye Aye Captain !

The Kandu in Tirupati

2009-01-09T04:35:00.000-08:00

Mr. Prasad ( A kannadiga) went to Tirupati . He decided he would go bald and donate his hair to the Lord. What did he say to the Tonsurer ?

Mottai Madi !

The Arab Lady's Bath

2009-01-09T04:29:00.000-08:00

How would you ask an Arab Lady if she needs a bath?

SHAWARMA?